Mom: Your feet are so wide.
Me: Genetics.
Mom: No, it's because you're not wearing small enough shoes to make them smaller. You should wear smaller shoes. Keep your feet as narrow as possible.
Me: So, you're suggesting we revive foot binding?
Mom: HAHAHAHA! *smack* You're funny.
Me: *Rubbing bottom* Ow...
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