Mom: Dr. A keeps chasing down your cousin for the follow up appointment. He's responsible.
Me: Yeah, I mean, we never said he didn't understand medicine--he's just an asshole.
Mom: What exactly is an "asshole?"
Me: A Pi-Gu-Yen (Chinese literal translation for rectal orifice).
Mom: But what does that mean?
Me: It means he's a jerk.
Mom: What is a "jerk?"
Me: Yeah, I mean, we never said he didn't understand medicine--he's just an asshole.
Mom: What exactly is an "asshole?"
Me: A Pi-Gu-Yen (Chinese literal translation for rectal orifice).
Mom: But what does that mean?
Me: It means he's a jerk.
Mom: What is a "jerk?"
